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Mike Jeffries plastic surgery

Mike Jeffries Before and After Photos

Don’t Be Like Mike

Dude is a very rich man, on top of the world really. When you’re on top of the world, sometimes you can get a little freaky. We’ve seen this, especially in the case of the late, great Michael Jackson. Eccentricities take hold, because when you got it all, you start scampering around for something. Mike Jeffries plastic surgery is when a big time CEO, in this case, of the company Abercrombie and Fitch, slowly starts losing his mind and in turn…loses his face.

“That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people.”

Little Back Story on the Mikester

On July 15, 1944, Mike Jeffries was born and raised in Los Angeles. His father was an owner of several party store chains, and by the time Mike was 12, his father gave him the reigns in choosing product for the store.
Jeffries earned a BA in economics while at college and after graduation in 1966, he joined the management train firm. He worked for several big time companies like J.C. Pennies, and through great success along the way, he took a brainstorming idea, right to the bank.
In 1988, he went against the grain and decided to use his mad skills to save a failing clothing company that had been in existence for only six years.
The company turned out to be Abercrombie and Fitch, and the master of swag, Jeffries had found the gold mine that he has always been dreaming about, it’s mine…it’s all mine!
A&F, was a upscale clothing store that was aimed at the collegiate demographic but it had been failing ever so slowly the past few years before he had gotten there. Dude wanted it to “sizzle with sex”, and by george that is exactly what the man accomplished.
Since the Mikester got to A&F, he has raised from a pile of ashes, swiftly and without remorse. He forged a dream man….he forged a dream.
Now, if you’ve seen Mike, lets just say he is a little different looking…ok, a lot. This series of articles usually finds a point where speculation is debated and rumors of possible use of plastic surgery, with Mike, not the case. If he just happened to be walking by a mother and an infant the grocery store, the child’s very first words of its life would be “puhwastic suhjuwee”, yeah, he’s that bad.
Now that we have established his royal freakiness, let’s discuss the surgeries that he has most likely had done.
It’s pretty clear his lips are juved up, they have that faux, swollen, cosmetic look, theres no better way to say it, “puwastic suhjuwee”.
Next for his swagginess, the browlift..very apparent. Tight, pulled back behind his neck practically, it’s weird…super.
Now, Mr. Mike also looks like he had a face to the lift. All around his upper cheek bones, wrapping around his eyes, all the way down to his mouth, artificial central and superimposed city. He actually looks like he has just suffered an allergic reaction or something. He’s creepy as all get out, plus, he is suppose to be kind of a jerk, so it’s not real tough to put the poor guy down….poor? haha

Under the Knife Points: The Procedure Checklist

  • Facial construction
  • Brow Lift
  • Botox or Injection Fillers

The MJ Way, is No Way to Be

Mike Jeffries plastic surgery didn’t go so swell, actually he does look pretty swollen. Listen up kiddies, no matter how well, financially wise, your life may be or become, keep your heart, your mind and your soul intact and if you feel it fleeting, make a conscience effort to keep it stable. Jeffries got poisoned by his gold and in the end, that happiness you were looking for in the very beginning, will be the last thing to come to you, if it ever does. Be kind to your neighbors…

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