Brian Coxs Logan Roy character always delivers the best insults. Jason 's so old and Jewish he attended Shakespeare's bar mitzvah. I may look like a basic white boy, but deep down I am Nihongo desu. YOU DON'T GET TO TENTACLE ME OCTO-CHAN! Im sorry. So please, before you make a post on wsb asking whether AAPL has priced in earpods 11 sales or whatever, know that it has already been priced in and don't ask such a dumb fucking question again. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. I am literally never sad when babbling book is on board. Death at home: surprised pikachu face Be told by someone in authority that I will never amount to anything in my life, ever. Jasons so old his balls are starting to look like a tent nobody knows how to fold up. I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult for stupid people. I told he youre supposed to spend 2 months salary on an engagement ring. THIS YUGIOH THINGY KEEPS INTERRUPTING MY AD MARATHON . This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. I mean this is an inanimate object literally brought to life by magic. , , . Besides" The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. With your personality, I'm sure your speech will combine the thrill of talking, with the excitement of standing there. . If it were a crime, the prison would run out of space. Ola soy Dora. Being called a nerd is not really an insult. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about reynad. Youre draining my energy, Debbie Downer! The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Doublelift fired up his stream for another day of soloQ, but foolishly forgot to check if Imaqtpie was in a game. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. "Somaybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime? This is a mean way to say someones parents are ugly! Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended! Whoa mama! Nice catching up. ,. DUMBASS BOY, run that shit back. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Jasons so old and Jewish he attended Shakespeare's bar mitzvah. . Anyway, I hope you're doing wellHAHA Just kidding, it's still Tanner you fucking gullible idiot lmfao. And some people have even suspected we were gay or something. world leaders look and wait with dread The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. I like the way you comb your hair, so horns dont show up. As I recalled our horrid interaction, my whole body shook in disgust and I broke into a permanent frenzy of anger and confusion--i feel retarded. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "You are so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.". Hey Jason, did you hear about that Asian guy that won a beauty contest. As I type this I have my modded PS2 running a track IP script on your post. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. Nice catching up lol. You look like you scratch your ass in the mirror and then lick your fingers bruh. The year is 2050, league is played by less than 100 people. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. Thats a strange combination, and not in a good way! Getting married to you mustve been rough. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. Jasons psychiatrist said he was crazy and he said he wanted a second opinion. If someone tells you this, get back at them with, Wow, youre such a clever person! Theyll have to figure out if youre being sarcastic or not. You need to acquire a better taste. ( ) s s s ( ), UPVOTE/GILD SO PEOPLE CAN SEE oil floats on water ()() Whenever you idiots Pog Champ, I am reading the works of Plato, etc. Degenerates gather around, as I am bringing you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make some serious $MSFT tendies If you're looking for more insults, we have some more that are so funny. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. . HELLO 911 JAKE IS IN MY ROOM HE HAS A PULSE BOMB WHATS THAT? God and Jesus himself looks on in suspense MODS, now : Who asked (Feat: Nobody) : / : , Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub. he actually models his life after Jesus. Can you please learn from the stupid things you do? You almost singlehandedly destroyed mankind by being conscious. COMPLETE. You didn't grow. Before this subreddit was ruined by ten million people, solid DD used to get done. About the Insult Generators. I look at Kripp's stream. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay. Imagine going to an online chat and spamming it with brainless text for no reason. It stands for except mostly at truly intelligently cool students! Im just giving myself a head start. "Based"? Pfft. The tomato? Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this., I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. With yo runny nose dirty toes got no hoes cowabunga bros looking ass outta my face. not an asexual thing. BUY OUR PRODUCT. Jasons outfit was recently featured on the cover of Yawn Magazine. Tell me why you and your family did a GTA 5 heist on the T grizzlys diamond-fuckin-encrusted testicle, my boy, you look like a double-dipped, chocolate chip, cleft-lip, charcoal slim jim with a gargamel nose, a Mr. Crocker hunch back, no fuckin feet, nine-arm, seven-stomachs, two ball fades, your stepdad beat you with a whiffle ball bat. No english, no food, no money. (1/? every time I see you, I immediately think not now. Original ratio copypasta. Did you and Rania have a child recently? You swine. Jason is very hardworking. Its called a roast because whoever is being roasted will feel like theyre being burned after all the insults and zingers that everyone throws at them. Someday. Its bullshit that you are conscious and had to be in my vision. You cant imagine how much happiness you can bring by leaving the room. Yakuza very mad! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! You mope around with your shoulders hunched over, lethargically dragging your feet on the floor. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Leeroy Jenkins created a strategy that revolved around trying to defeat your opponent in one turn without requiring any cards on the board. But as I look around at all these attendees, this looks more like a support group for balding men. You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. For more information, please see our I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it. Yeah we're married now. I am a shell. If all you can do is roll your eyes, go ahead. And I even tried to look deeper into it. At least it won't kill me. Maybe you'll find a brain back there. . My Grandfather smoked his whole life. Thats one good thing from you, at least! What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn't think that I have any less freedom than them. Go away, you swine. Weve compiled a list of the wittiest and funniest comebacks that can be used during a roast. You can say that I was born to be a Twitch channel mod. Every country has at least one main dish. TSLA > AMZN. looking to pick up a copy of Binding of Isaac You are deficient in all that lends character. WATCH OUT I'M DRIVING You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. Hey Jason, why do Japanese people have such squinty eyes? i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse cock" like you requested but we'll work on it thank you. And lets welcome Jason today, or as the Germans call he: Hitlers Wet Dream. You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin' the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them What fools how I pity them. No English, no food, no money. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. Onions, SNOYY!! (English translation: Go fry asparagus) Here is one more insult that concerns food. Looking for more ways to insult people? Stop fooling around. Welcome back. After a long day of work, I come to Kripp's chat to unwind and have thought-driven discussions about my favorite game and favorite streamer. . Either way, I've had enough. Give myself big papercuts in all the crevices of my fingers and proceed to dip my hands in salt water. If you angerly masturbate to another guy's money and jizz in your mouth and compliment yourself for the taste when you're on your shift at work, then you've committed all 7 sins with room to spare. Jason is so ugly hes been the only one ever rejected from Queer Eye for the Straight guy. I feel this. Fuck you. The longest insult ever : r/copypasta - Reddit We've had issues with James at previous events. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. 6. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. Hey Jason I like your haircut. The double patties of meat reminded him not of succulent juicy beef but only the mighty veiny vascular muscles of Ameng. Copypastas are text memes! he said "NO.." da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! I dedicated my life to painting so that you brats could do something more productive with your lives than sitting on your *** playing your stupid Atari games all day. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. Original don't care + didn't ask. "As you wish" This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak., You look like something I'd draw with my left hand., If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony., I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person., Someday you'll find yourself, and will you be disappointed., She thinks she's a siren, but she looks more like a false alarm., I get so emotional when you're not around.
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